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Kanye West Writes Poem About McDonald’s French Fries, But Did He Lie Though?

Frank Ocean had a very busy weekend, not only did he pull a Beyonce and drop a visual album titled “Endless” he also debuted his new magazine Boys Don’t Cry and his official album entitled, Blonde!

Boys Don’t Cry has a lot of high fashion photos poems penned by Ocean, short stories, an outline for a television show and interviews with Lil’ B and Om’Mas Keith. Contributors listed in the credits for the magazine were extensive, including Kanye West, Tyler, the Creator, James Blake, A$AP Rocky, photographer Nabil Elderkin and more.” Kanye West contributed to the magazine in a very big way, he wrote a detailed poem about his love for McDonald’s fries…. To be honest it was everything….

Read more on Kanye’s Love for Mc Donald’s French Fries below:

“McDonald’s man / McDonald’s man / The French fries had a plan / The French fries had a plan / The salad bar and the ketchup made a band / Cus the French Fries had a plan / The French fries had a plan / McDonald’s man / McDonald’s / I know them French fries have a plan / I know them French fries have a plan / The cheeseburger and the shakes formed a band / To overthrow the French fries plan / I always knew them French fries was evil man / Smelling all good and shit / I don’t trust no food that smells that good man / I don’t trust it / I just can’t / McDonald’s man / McDonald’s man / McDonald’s, man / Them French fries look good tho / I knew the Diet Coke was jealous of the fries / I knew the McNuggets was jealous of the fries / Even the McRib was jealous of the fries / I could see it through his artificial meat eyes / And he only be there some of the time / Everybody was jealous of them French fries / Except for that one special guy / That smooth apple pie.”

Kanye didn’t lie about McDonald’s fries though! Did he? They’re everything especially when you order them fresh with no salt!


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