I swear I thought I heard it all, a 27-year-old woman was pulled over early morning due to a speeding violation. Natasha Brown, acted in a very suspicious manner officers decided to search her vehicle where they discovered $60,000 in cash. When officers asked her why she had such a large amount of money she replied “I’m getting an abortion” she was taken into custody for further questioning.
According to Information Nigeria
She told Baton Rouge investigators that the money was rightfully hers, Investigators asked her for employment information and she told investigators she had no job that she was a “self-employed entrepreneur” she then told investigators she had multiple boyfriends and that’s how she earned her money. Natasha Brown said “I have at least 54 current boyfriends and after 3 weeks of unprotected s*x I tell them i’m pregnant and not ready for a baby I then ask them for abortion money” She told investigators she picks the ones that just got paid and usually get $400-$500 from each one boyfriend. She told investigators “ I been earning over $10,000 a month doing this I don’t get tired” Investigators called 2 of her currently claimed boyfriends and they were very unsuspected. 28-year-old Jamal Jones said he gave her the money because “He didn’t want no kid with her because she had a thotty reputation” but that he still loved her.
Some people are truly dedicated to just doing wrong…. If she’s put this much into doing something right, no telling where she would be…. But this is a satire site… Imagine if this was real.. LOL